Redneck Xmas lights

[Beave]

Not sure if this has been posted on here before or not. Looks like it would have been, but I didn't find it.

http://www.salmonking.net/redneck_xmas.jpg

[Joe Archer]

I am doing that this year!

So tell me; Why did the redneck put fire hats on all in his nativity scene?

He heard that the wise men had "come from a far"...
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[enfield]

They tried to put a live nativity scene on the courthouse square in my hometown in WV. Had to give up though - they couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.