ccavacini
07-05-2005, 02:11 PM
A mother passing by her daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was
nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped
up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, "Mom." With the
worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter with
trembling hands:
Dear Mom,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you.
I had to elope with my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with
Dad and you. I've been finding real passion with John and he is so nice -
even with all his piercings, tattoos, beard, and his motorcycle clothes. But
it's not only the passion mom, I'm pregnant and John said that we will be
very happy. He already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of
firewood for the whole winter. He wants to have many more children with me
and that's now one of my dreams too.
John taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be
growing it for us and trading it with his friends for all the cocaine and
ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure
for AIDS so John can get better; he sure deserves it!! Don't worry Mom, I'm
15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Some day I'm sure
we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.
Your daughter, Judith
PS : Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house. I
just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report
card that's in my desk drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to
come home.
nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped
up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, "Mom." With the
worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter with
trembling hands:
Dear Mom,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you.
I had to elope with my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with
Dad and you. I've been finding real passion with John and he is so nice -
even with all his piercings, tattoos, beard, and his motorcycle clothes. But
it's not only the passion mom, I'm pregnant and John said that we will be
very happy. He already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of
firewood for the whole winter. He wants to have many more children with me
and that's now one of my dreams too.
John taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be
growing it for us and trading it with his friends for all the cocaine and
ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure
for AIDS so John can get better; he sure deserves it!! Don't worry Mom, I'm
15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Some day I'm sure
we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.
Your daughter, Judith
PS : Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house. I
just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report
card that's in my desk drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to
come home.