Dedge
06-22-2005, 07:50 AM
Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had
to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, "I'll leave the key
under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and
I'll mail you a check." "Oh, by the way don't worry about my bulldog. He
won't bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY
circumstances, talk to my parrot!" "I REPEAT, DO NOT TALK TO MY
PARROT!!!" When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the following
day, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking bulldog he has ever
seen. But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet
watching the repairman go about his work. The parrot, however, drove him
nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing and name
calling. Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and
yelled,
"Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!"
The parrot says, "Get him, Spike!"
to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, "I'll leave the key
under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and
I'll mail you a check." "Oh, by the way don't worry about my bulldog. He
won't bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY
circumstances, talk to my parrot!" "I REPEAT, DO NOT TALK TO MY
PARROT!!!" When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the following
day, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking bulldog he has ever
seen. But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet
watching the repairman go about his work. The parrot, however, drove him
nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing and name
calling. Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and
yelled,
"Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!"
The parrot says, "Get him, Spike!"