ccavacini
06-15-2005, 07:26 AM
Subject: Badaboom!
>A man goes to see the Rabbi.
>
> "Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I
> have to talk to you about it."
>
> The Rabbi asked, "What's wrong?"
>
> The man replied, "My wife is poisoning me."
>
> The Rabbi, very surprised by this asks, "How
> can that be?"
>
> The man then pleads, "I'm telling you, I'm certain
> she's poisoning me, what should I do?"
>
> The Rabbi then offers, "Tell you what. Let me
> talk to her. I'll see what I can find out and I'll
> let you know.
>
> A week later, the Rabbi calls the man and says,
> "Well, I spoke to your wife. I spoke to her on
> the phone for three hours. Do you want to hear
> my advice?"
>
> The man anxiously says, "Yes. YES!"
>
> "Take the poison," says the Rabbi.
>A man goes to see the Rabbi.
>
> "Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I
> have to talk to you about it."
>
> The Rabbi asked, "What's wrong?"
>
> The man replied, "My wife is poisoning me."
>
> The Rabbi, very surprised by this asks, "How
> can that be?"
>
> The man then pleads, "I'm telling you, I'm certain
> she's poisoning me, what should I do?"
>
> The Rabbi then offers, "Tell you what. Let me
> talk to her. I'll see what I can find out and I'll
> let you know.
>
> A week later, the Rabbi calls the man and says,
> "Well, I spoke to your wife. I spoke to her on
> the phone for three hours. Do you want to hear
> my advice?"
>
> The man anxiously says, "Yes. YES!"
>
> "Take the poison," says the Rabbi.