eyecatcher
06-13-2005, 01:13 PM
A priest and a pastor from the local churches are standing by the side of
the road, pounding a sign into the ground that reads:
The End Is Near - Turn Yourself Around Now Before It's Too Late!
As a car sped past them, the driver yelled, "Leave us alone, you
religious nuts!"
From the curve they heard screeching tires and a big splash.
The pastor turns to the priest and asks, "Do you think the sign should
just say "Bridge Out"
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?????
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One morning a man comes into the church on crutches.
He stops in front of the holy water and splashes some of it on both of
his legs, then throws away his crutches.
An alter boy witnessed the scene and runs into the rectory to tell the
priest what he'd just seen.
Without batting an eye, the priest says, "Son, you've just witnessed a
miracle. Tell me, where is this man?"
"Flat on his ass, Father, over by the holy water."
__________________________________________________ ______________
While driving in Pennsylvania, a family caught up to an Amish
carriage. The owner of the carriage obviously had a sense of humor, because attached to the back of the carriage was a hand
printed sign... "Energy efficient vehicle:
Runs on oats and grass. Caution: Do not step in exhaust."
the road, pounding a sign into the ground that reads:
The End Is Near - Turn Yourself Around Now Before It's Too Late!
As a car sped past them, the driver yelled, "Leave us alone, you
religious nuts!"
From the curve they heard screeching tires and a big splash.
The pastor turns to the priest and asks, "Do you think the sign should
just say "Bridge Out"
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?????
__________________________________________________ _______________
One morning a man comes into the church on crutches.
He stops in front of the holy water and splashes some of it on both of
his legs, then throws away his crutches.
An alter boy witnessed the scene and runs into the rectory to tell the
priest what he'd just seen.
Without batting an eye, the priest says, "Son, you've just witnessed a
miracle. Tell me, where is this man?"
"Flat on his ass, Father, over by the holy water."
__________________________________________________ ______________
While driving in Pennsylvania, a family caught up to an Amish
carriage. The owner of the carriage obviously had a sense of humor, because attached to the back of the carriage was a hand
printed sign... "Energy efficient vehicle:
Runs on oats and grass. Caution: Do not step in exhaust."