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06-09-2005, 11:33 AM
A cowboy was traveling down a dusty trail out west and came across an Indian, standing on the back of his horse, naked as a jay bird and in an "excited"state,in the hot scorching sun. The confused cowboy trotted over the the indian and asked him " whatcha doin there cheif"? To the cowboys surprise, the indian answers with "Me tellin time". The cowboy scratched his head for a moment and thought, I guess that makes sense using his ding a ling as a sun dial and he trotted off further down the trail.
He gets a couple of miles down the dusty old trail and comes across yet another indian, standing naked, in an "excited" state on the back of his horse and the cowboy asked him the same question, "whatcha doing there cheif"? and he got the same reply, "me tellin time". The cowboy thought ok I guess this is the way these folks tell time in these parts, strange, but resourceful
He gets a few more miles down the dusty old trail and comes across yet another indian, stark naked on the back of his horse and this one is manually pleasing himself at a rather rapid rate. The shocked cowboy meandered over and asked " HEY CHEIF, what the heck do you think your doin? telling time"? and the startled indian replied with "ME REWINDING WATCH"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He gets a couple of miles down the dusty old trail and comes across yet another indian, standing naked, in an "excited" state on the back of his horse and the cowboy asked him the same question, "whatcha doing there cheif"? and he got the same reply, "me tellin time". The cowboy thought ok I guess this is the way these folks tell time in these parts, strange, but resourceful
He gets a few more miles down the dusty old trail and comes across yet another indian, stark naked on the back of his horse and this one is manually pleasing himself at a rather rapid rate. The shocked cowboy meandered over and asked " HEY CHEIF, what the heck do you think your doin? telling time"? and the startled indian replied with "ME REWINDING WATCH"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!