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ccavacini
06-09-2005, 07:57 AM
The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert.

After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.

Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says,



"Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?"



The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."



"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.



The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says,

"Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions

of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.

Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.

Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter

past three in the morning. Theologically, it's

evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small

and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems

we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.

What's it tell you, Tonto?"



Tonto is silent for a moment, then says,

"Kemo Sabe, you dumber than buffalo poop.

Someone has stolen tent."




Hi Ho Silver_Joe
06-09-2005, 10:32 AM
The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert.

After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.

Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says,



"Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?"



The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."



"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.



The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says,

"Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions

of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.

Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.

Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter

past three in the morning. Theologically, it's

evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small

and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems

we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.

What's it tell you, Tonto?"



Tonto is silent for a moment, then says,

"Kemo Sabe, you dumber than buffalo poop.

Someone has stolen tent."



I resent that! :16suspect :lol: