ccavacini
06-08-2005, 07:08 AM
Two old guys are pushing their carts around Walmart when they collide.
The first old guy says to the second guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking
for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was
going."
The second old guy says, "That's OK, It's a coincidence. I'm looking for
my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."
The first old guy says, "Well, maybe I can help you find her. What does
she look like?"
The second old guy says, "Well, she is 37 yrs. old, tall, with blond
hair, blue eyes, long legs, big busted, and is wearing short shorts.
What does your wife look like?"
To which the first old guy says, "Doesn't matter, --- let's look for
yours,"
The first old guy says to the second guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking
for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was
going."
The second old guy says, "That's OK, It's a coincidence. I'm looking for
my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."
The first old guy says, "Well, maybe I can help you find her. What does
she look like?"
The second old guy says, "Well, she is 37 yrs. old, tall, with blond
hair, blue eyes, long legs, big busted, and is wearing short shorts.
What does your wife look like?"
To which the first old guy says, "Doesn't matter, --- let's look for
yours,"